My Top 5 Faves from the SC State Fair Parking Lot
I want to like it but I can't stop throwing up in my mouth.
It's like their church is the sun, rising and shining through a glittering stained glass portal to heaven.
Every time this person gets gas, I hope they bend down and flash themselves a huge, sh*t-eating grin in the side mirror while they pump the unleaded.
They would be completely justified in doing so, don't you think?