Photo and text reposted with respect from DJ Scott Shirley's Blog:
"Captain Morgan, a wanna-be pirate...is actually a paid model.
His contract requires him to pose with his left leg raised for all pictures, to look like the logo picture.
However, without a barrel to rest his foot on, he looks more like a dog at a fire hydrant."
Um, that is awesome. In his contract!
Those Morganettes may be foxy pirate wenches, and that actor quite a strong-legged fellow, but wow, Captain Morgan's spiced rum is gross.